Tired of Earth’s Wi-Fi, gas prices, and general chaos? Same. This “Earth Is So Ghetto” alien shirt perfectly captures the vibe of every extraterrestrial who came, saw, and regretted it instantly. Featuring a hyper-detailed cosmic alien face with an energy that screams, “Beam me the hell up.” Perfect for UFO lovers, alien believers, or anyone whose patience with humanity has officially left the galaxy. Wear it to your next conspiracy convention, coffee run, or interdimensional exit strategy planning.
Made from soft, durable ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort. - Ethically grown fabric ensures sustainability and quality assurance. Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
