Sinking your teeth into spooky season? This “I’m Just Here for the Boos” vampire tee is for those of us who only show up to Halloween parties for the drinks—and maybe to judge a few costumes. Featuring Count Sipula double-fisting his finest red (wine, not blood... probably), this shirt is perfect for every ghost, ghoul, and grown adult who can’t resist a terrible pun and a full glass. Pair it with your favorite beverage and a devil-may-care attitude. Cape not included, but sarcasm absolutely is. Wear it to the pumpkin patch, haunted house, or your friend's awkward costume party—and let everyone know your priorities are wine, wit, and wicked vibes only.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort - Ethically produced with US cotton for sustainable fashion - Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
