When you’re here for the Super Bowl squares and not the drama, this sarcastic football sweatshirt says what everyone else is thinking: “F*ck both teams, just let my numbers hit.” Whether you're hosting the game, dodging team rivalries, or just praying your lucky numbers pay off, this funny football sweatshirt is a total mood. It’s a bold, unapologetic choice for game day, fantasy football parties, or gifting your favorite stats-obsessed gambler. Made for fans of chaos and cash, not team loyalty. Pairs perfectly with beer, wings, and petty bets.
Product features - Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability - Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
